what exactly is fart putty anyway? it cost $1 at Target?

 I've been informed that the kids ate the last of the mints--the specially delicious chocolate mints the plumbing wholesaler gave Jay.

Then they took the empty wrappers and wrapped bits of fart putty in the foil and offered them to the older kids.

Aren't they sweet?

Those little angels.  

Kids are crazy, and that's a known fact.  Time to put some children to bed.   love, Val