not the best idea

 Started out kind of fine. Kid looking at her phone, petting a puppy.

 I told her she could light those candles.  No little kids were in the house and we were right here.

Yeah, okay, that was fine for about three minutes and then her hair was too close and there were too many pyro things happening.

Done.

 More bad ideas:

 Right.

Yes, indeed.

This is not going to work.

Love, Val